June 2012
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May 2012
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Life would be so much easier if men only dated men...
Also, no more humankind after plus or minus a decade?
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
Hahaha. Nice.
michael-noel:
I just finished watching New York, I Love You.
Oh my gosh, I want to go to NYC so badly. Someday. :)
Yes. NY. Someday
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whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
sharkfartsmcgee:
it’s incredibly terrifying to see that your younger siblings have career goals and you’re two years out of college and still don’t know what the fuck to do.
This is accurate For me too. Fuck.
COBIE SMULDERS IS ENGAGED TO TARAN KILLAM??? AND...
POTA.
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WAKING UP AFTER YOU FELL ASLEEP TALKING TO A CUTE...
thenycgays:
